Siya si Mang armando, kagawad angtawag sa kanya, cool na cool at tila walang emosyon na alam kundi maging suplado.Masarap kumain ng naka-kamay, dapat nakataas ang isang binti
lalaki ba talaga yung naka sando sa itaas na hilera??
Mang Armando preparing the " sangkalan" or the "bird's nest" A.K.A. patungan ng berdie
Dahon ng bayabas, essential as a pain killer, but only works psychologically
This is a primitive way of sharpening
Dos por Dos, A.K.A. the light saber
"Pre-surgical interview"
Tinatanong at ino obserbahan muna ni kagawad ang mga bata. Si jerry ay anak ng electrician at ni "wilma". Namumutla ang bata kaya next year nalang daw! Pano kung yung birdie ang namumutla? next year na rin?
Look at the "kabado boys" behind, " masakit ba yan? "
"oo parang kagat lng ng alligator"
Mr. Armando todo consentrado! The father is very proud of the son made in Bulacan
Next one please, oras na ng katotohanan!
Ouch! oops too demure, dapat "Pu+@ng I#@ T*T* ko na yan!!!
Don't touch my birdie.........
All in a day's job for Mang Armando
All in a day's job
Monday, May 12, 2008
Brewrat's Terminology 101
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru (打っかける, meaning "to splash forcefully." The compound verb can be decomposed into two verbs: butsu (ぶつ) and kakeru (掛ける). Butsu literally means to hit, but in this usage it appears to be an intensive prefix as in buttamageru (ぶったまげる, "completely astonished") or bucchigiri (ぶっちぎり, "overwhelming win"). Kakeru in this context means to shower or pour. The word bukkake is often used in Japanese to describe pouring out water (or other liquids) with sufficient momentum to cause splashing or spilling
Bukkake (Japanese: ブッカケ) is a group sex practice that features a male or female subject being ejaculated on by multiple men.
Jologs Terminology 101
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
“Baktol” – ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong amoy sa kili-kili. Ang baktol ay kapareho ng amoy ng nabubulok na bayabas. Ito’y dumidikit sa damit, at humahalo sa pawis. Madalas na naaamoy tuwing School Registration, lalo na sa mga GE subject gaya ng natsci, comm, socsci, etc, dahil sa sobrang siksikan ng mga estudyante.
Example:
“Put@#$%, sinong nangangamoy BAKTOL sa inyo?!!!”
Jologs Terminology 101
Kukurikabu
(koo-koo-ree-ka-boo) n. germs and dirt found collectively under the female breasts; caused by excess baby powder applied to the body, most of the time it is the result of not taking baths; carriers are mostly women with big breasts.
Stupidity is Contagious
A white car has swerved outside the road and fallen into the river
The crane continues to lift the white SUV despite the risk
The crane almost lifted the SUV successfully
The truck has fallen to the river
Both the truck and the SUV have fallen to the river
A bigger truck is now called to lift both the truck and the SUV
Very powerful to lift them both
And when the truck is almost successful in lifting both
Again it failed